Remember when I used to be all snarky and awesome? When did I turn into an emo fag? Am I going soft in my old age, or did I just get more pussy the last 12 months so I’m not as backed up and acidic?
I was looking through my old posts and found something I wish I wrote today:
Remember, kids: Being a good person and being nice gets you nowhere in life.
See, I remember that guy who did that little bit of writing. That’s the guy who would just come on here and vent for no reason other than to be a preacher with a rock’n’roll heart. I’m gonna go find him at band practice today. I miss him. I want my fuckin balls back.
Profound Hatred Of Pants 