For Fuck’s Sake!

Remember when I used to be all snarky and awesome? When did I turn into an emo fag? Am I going soft in my old age, or did I just get more pussy the last 12 months so I’m not as backed up and acidic? 

I was looking through my old posts and found something I wish I wrote today:

Remember, kids: Being a good person and being nice gets you nowhere in life.

See, I remember that guy who did that little bit of writing. That’s the guy who would just come on here and vent for no reason other than to be a preacher with a rock’n’roll heart. I’m gonna go find him at band practice today. I miss him. I want my fuckin balls back.

So… NEW BOND THEME SONG!

Jack White and Alicia Keys have teamed up for the new 007 theme. I have been waiting for this movine forever and now I will have a giant film boner until it drops.

Just to get it out

standing on a concrete pier
with the brazen wind in my face
and the quite roar of the water in my ears
thinking of the couldashouldabeens
between you and i
the reel of our time finishes
and my inner monologue hears the flapping
of the last 8 inches of film
slapping the machinery of my mind
which means you are still there
in a handful of frames
you and i
standing on a concrete pier
with the brazen wind in our faces
and the quite roar of the water in our ears

Sleep

This is my new skeep playlist. It shall be randomized.

Incognito

I need a place to write that nobody knows about.

Why do I look confused?

Sunday List

Current Infatuations:

• Slipknot’s new album
• Blocks of cheese
• Ribs
• Dexter (how did I not see this right away?)
• “Forgetting” to shave
• Fall
• Ham on Rye (bless you, Bukowski)
• Fallout 3

Current Blahs:

• Having one of your best pals fall for a girl you’re into
• Work
• Dane Cook (seriously, we get it. It’s just too much right now)
• Star Wars (see above)
• Hurricanes
• Being empty
• America

Chrome and Making Out

Right now I am posting this blog from my shiny new Chrome browser. I like it. A lot. It’s fast and sexy like a lady from the 80’s that’s really into in AC/DC. I like AC/DC.

Lately I have been doing a little makin out here and there. Afterwards, the woman becomes completely insane and I don’t hear from them again. OK, the amount of makin out here is quite overstated but the crazy isn’t. Why can’t I be gay?

i’m better with women than with writing
and i’m single

at least i smell like music

Importance

I want to be important.
I want to feel like Kennedy
or Kirk
or the Stones.
Instead I feel like glass.
Maybe I have to wait
until I’m dead like O’Toole.

Problem is he had someone who loved
him that fought for his cause
and all I got is a couple cats.